Me: WELL THAT'S 30 SECONDS TO MARS AND THAT GUY RIGHT THERE IS JARED LETO AND IN THAT PHOTO HE HAS A POMHAWK AND IT'S A POMHAWK BECAUSE IT'S NOT PINK IT'S POMEGRANATE AND RIGHT THERE IS HIS K+Q HAIR AND HE CHANGES HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME AND EVERYONE LOVES IT ANYWAY EVEN WHEN HE SHAVES IT ALL OFF AND DID YOU KNOW HE'S ACTUALLY 39 AND NOT 26 LMFAO AND HE WAS IN MOVIES LIKE FIGHT CLUB AND REQUIEM FOR A DREAM AND THIS AWESOME MOVIE CALLED MR. NOBODY I'M SURE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BUT YOU SHOULD WATCH IT AND OH HE ALSO DIRECTS THEIR MUSIC VIDEOS UNDER THE NAME BARTHOLOMEW CUBBINS AND WELL THAT GUY NEXT TO HIM IS SHANNON LETO AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY 26 EITHER HE'S 41 LOL AND HE BANGS THE DRUMS NICE AND SLOW BECAUSE THE LADIES DIG THAT AND HE'S ALL ABOUT SWEAT SWEAT MUDDAFUGGIN SWEAT OH AND HE LIKES TO STEAL COOKIES SO WATCH OUT AND THAT LONG HAIRED BADASS NEXT TO HIM IS TOMO AND HE'S JESUS AND HE TWEETS IN ALL CAPS AND HE'S FROM CROATIA AND HE WAS A FAN OF THE BAND FIRST BUT NOW HE'S A PART OF IT BECAUSE HE FOLLOWED HIS DREAMS AND UGH I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.